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Recent Posts:
- Final Thoughts on the “Move to SUMA”: Was Moving to the Suburbs the Right Decision?
- Thoughts on the New “Quasi-Urban Suburbia” — What Do “Millennials,” “Young Professionals,” and “Empty-Nesters” All Have in Common?
- Will We See a New “Exodus”?
- Millennials will move to the suburbs when they’re ready, just like everyone else…
- 11 Reasons Why Ted Cruz Should Shut the Hell Up About “New York Values”
- Are the Suburbs a Good Place to Grow Old? Not So Much…
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Alicia Keys, That’s Who’s Moving to the Suburbs!
- Another Hurricane! Seriously? That is so NOT the deal……..
- Reasons You’ll Hate Living in the Suburbs: Because you don’t need all that extra space!
- Reasons Why You’ll Love Living in the Suburbs: Because the bedrooms are actually, you know, bedrooms.
- Reasons Why You’ll Hate Living in the Suburbs: You Don’t Get to See Celebrities Out in the Wild
- Reasons You’ll Love Living in the Suburbs: Your Life Becomes Much Less Garbage-Intensive
- Reasons You’ll Hate Living in the Suburbs: Losing Your Urban Identity
- Reasons You’ll Love Living in the Suburbs: The Pressure is Off!
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Tom Cruise, That’s Who!
- Reasons You’ll Hate Living in the Suburbs: Property Taxes
- Memories of 9/11
- Reasons You’ll Love Living in the Suburbs: Cuter Vermin
- Message to People in the Hamptons: You Do Realize You’re Spending Thousands of Dollars for a Weekend in the Suburbs, Right?
- What Do You Do When Your Birthday is on Friday the 13th? Nothing.
- Suburban Rite of Passage: Filling Up Your Kitchen With Appliances You Never Use, EXCEPT a Juicer.
- What’s the Manliest of Holidays? The Fourth of July, Although Not for Men Like Me
- Why Independence Day is the Most Suburban of Holidays
- Understanding the “Bridge and Tunnel” Crowd, and Why There Aren’t Any Good Clubs or Lounges in the Suburbs
- Does Moving to the Suburbs Make You a Conservative?
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Elisabeth Hasselbeck, That’s Who!
- The Return from Exile in Reverse: Re-Creating the Suburban Experience in New York City
- More Unhappy People Like Me Grudgingly Moving to the Suburbs and Writing All About It
- REVISITED: Does Having a Dog Prepare You For Having a Kid? The Answer — Not Really
- Would Albert Camus Leave the City: Moving to the Suburbs as an Existential Crisis
- More Census Data Indicating that the Suburbs are Growing
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Pawn Shops, That’s Who!
- Where Do Most New York Cheating Spouses Live? In the Suburbs!
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Ryan Reynolds, That’s Who!
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Usher, That’s Who!
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Lesbians, That’s Who!
- Why Do People Move to the Suburbs? Simply Put, They Have Kids
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? More Asian-Americans, That’s Who!
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Jay Z and Beyonce, That’s Who!
- First a Dog, Now a Baby: My Poop-Filled Life
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Jonah Hill, That’s Who!
- Are the Fringe Suburbs Really Dying? The Brookings Institute Weighs in Again
- Advice for People Adopting a Baby: How NOT to Prepare for Your Home Study Interview
- Participating in “Movember” Shows Me Why It’s a Really Bad Idea for Me to Grow a Mustache
- The Day I Met My Son
- Our Last Real Vacation for a While, our Last Stop on the Way to Parenthood
- An Increase in Poverty in the Suburbs: Are the Suburbs Becoming More Like the Cities?
- The Year of the Plagues: Snow on Halloween
- The Grass is Always Greener: Why People Who Live in the Suburbs Want to Live in the City, and People Who Live in the City (Surprisingly) Want to Live in the Suburbs
- On the News that Newburgh is the “Murder Capital of New York”: Thoughts on Gentrification, and Living in a Suburban Mini-City
- Memories of 9/11, Ten Years Later
- Earthquakes, Hurricanes, What Else Do You Got?
- Thoughts on Yesterday’s Earthquake, and Why New Yorkers are Tougher Than Everyone Else
- In the News: Are Young People Going to Abandon Cities for the Suburbs?
- Does Having a Dog Prepare You For Having a Kid?
- Does Living in the Suburbs Make You Healthier? Maybe for Some People….
- My Maiden Voyage: How Captain Idiot Busted Up His Boat, A Dock, and Almost Killed Two People and One Dog
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? More African-Americans, That’s Who!
- Why Do Parents Want You to Have Kids, Then Laugh at You When You Do?
- One of the Two Best Days of My Life: The Day I Bought My Boat
- The Ultimate Suburban Rite of Passage: We’re Having a Baby! Or, At Least, We Will Be Having One
- Suburbs in the News: Brookings Demographer William H. Frey on the “Great Suburban Demographic Shift”
- Why Everyone Should Own a Dog, Including and Especially Single Men
- Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? More Immigrants, That’s Who!
- Return from Exile: Santa’s Five Rules for Enjoying Santacon
- Suburbs in the News: Is it Wrong to Raise Your Kids in the Suburbs?
- How Do You Buy Fancy Art When You Know Nothing About Art?
- What I Won’t Miss About the City: The Pressure to Go Better Myself
- In the News: Are the Suburbs Dying? Not quite yet.
- Suburbs in the News: Is it Actually Cheaper to Live in the City Than in the Suburbs?
- In the News: Heavens! Could it Be That Young, Bright People Are Leaving the Suburbs and Moving to the Cities?
- Why the Fourth of July is the Best Holiday of the Year — Particularly When You Can Watch Fireworks from Your Home
- Is that a Big, Giant Pipe in Your Living Room, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
- Return from Exile: Take Me Out to the Ballgame!
- Lessons for Exiles: Hiring an Interior Decorator When You Suddenly Have an Empty House to Fill
- Lessons for Exiles: The Challenge of Decorating an Actual, You Know, Home
- In the News: The Brookings Institution Reports that Poverty is Rising in the Suburbs
- A Fan of New York: Confessions of a Sports Polygamist on the Eve of Another Glorious Baseball Season
- The SUMA Life: Our First Party, Superbowl 2010
- Suburban Rite of Passage: Shopping at Marchalle’s
- The SUMA Life: Finding Dim Sum in the Suburbs
- The Unanticipated Politics of Getting a Dog
- Our First Suburban New Year’s Eve: Home with Hives
- Suburban Rite of Passage: Getting a Dog — The End of My Poop-Free Life
- Three Suburban Rites of Passage in One Day: Costco Membership, Getting an SUV, and Our First Suburban Party
- Another street fair?
- Sorry, Harry….
- The Joys of Elevators, Garbage Edition
- The Joys of Elevators
- Someone is STILL Stealing My Newspaper
- Someone is stealing my newspaper
- A Great Day for a “Parade”
- Moving In
- Advice for People Moving to the Suburbs: How We Found Our New Home
- Date Night in Nyack
- Concerts in Suma
- Return from Exile: Methdadone Weekend Review
- A Hidden Advantage to Living in Suma, rather than Ma: Being Able to Get Tickets to Concerts
- The Sad Realization of a 41 Year Old Man Living with His Parents
- Return from Exile: The Methadone Weekend