Archives for May 2009

How to Sell Your Home in 30 days

People have been writing to ask me how we sold so quick in a market like this. Okay, we didn’t actually sell our home in 30 days. We put it on the market for a few weeks in November, and quickly realized that it’s not a great time to sell when the market is falling 300 points every day and people are talking about the next Great Depression. We took the holidays off, and went back on the market in February. Things had calmed down a little by that point.

Obviously, though, that was not the best time to sell an apartment in Manhattan, not in a market that’s probably going to show a significant transactional and pricing decline in the second quarter. But once we put it back on the market, we had an acceptable offer in about a month, in contract a few weeks after that.

How did we do it? Well, we had some advantages that maybe you don’t have. Like, my wife is a real estate agent here in the city. And I own a real estate company out in the suburbs. Chances are your wife probably isn’t a real estate agent, and you’re not a real estate professional.

But don’t worry. That’s now why we sold quickly. The only reason those “advantages” actually helped us is that we actually listened to our own advice. What for years she’s been telling her sellers, and I’ve been telling my agents, we actually did.

As in:

1. If you’re moving, start now.
We started the moving process about a month before we actually put the apartment on the market. As in, we actually started moving. We spent about three weekends clearing out the apartment, taking out about boxes and boxes of assorted stuff we had filling the place. Some of it we kept and stored upstate, some it we threw away, some of it we gave away. But we took out about fifteen boxes of stuff: books we don’t read, clothes we don’t wear (or no longer fit into), food we don’t, furniture we don’t need to sit on. Emptied the place out, made it look a lot bigger, nicer, cleaner. And we were planning on moving, which is why we were selling the apartment in the first place, so it helped us get a head start and make the final move a little less intensive.
We also hired a guy to come in and do all the little things that had degraded in the apartment since we did construction in 2005. Everything from lighting fixtures that never got installed and were sitting in a closet to smudges on walls. $2,000 later, the place looked like it did when we moved in.

2. Be Accessible
We wanted the place shown as much as possible, whenever someone wanted. You want to come over on Sunday morning? Come on down! Wednesday night! What time? We did open houses almost every weekend it was on the market. Every morning, we’d clean it up, put the dirty clothes in a hamper and hide it away. It was ready for show anytime an agent wanted.

3. Price to Sell
We priced aggressively for the market, underneath other apartments that were for sale in the area. We knew that the market might be tough, so we wanted to strike quickly. If we’d sold a year ago, we probably would have gotten over $1,300 a square foot. We priced at $1,200 a square foot and sold for about $1,100 a square foot. We didn’t get the best price possible, and maybe if we’d waited out the spring market we could have done a little better, but we got good terms and a good, trustworthy buyer and we had our money off the table. Even now, I’m seeing comparable apartments that were for sale when we put our place back on the market in February, and they’re still priced above what we sold for.

Would that work for everyone? I don’t know. But when I was buying I looked at a lot of apartments that had clothes stuffed in the closets, or were dirty, or smelled like cats, or were only available for show on alternate Wednesday afternoons. So I think it helped.

It also helped, of course, that I had a great agent. I highly recommend her.

Best Celebrity Sightings

You know what’s really cool about New Yorkers. In the past five years or so, I’ve probably seen 15 or 20 celebrities in my neighborhood, and not once have I seen someone pester them or ask them for their autograph. New Yorkers know what it’s like to be annoyed by people, so I think they don’t generally inflict themselves on celebrities. At least not that I’ve seen.

Lots of celebrities in my nabe on the UWS. I see Jerry Seinfeld, Howard Stern, John McEnroe, Willie the tall guy from Morning Joe, used to see Bobby Canavale when he lived next door, same with one of the Baldwins before he made the move to Suma.

Two good celebrity stories. First, long time ago, before I met my wife, on a first date, going to the arty Lincoln Plaza theaters over on Broadway in the lower sixties. Going to see some Chinese language movie. But got to the theater late and it was crowded. No seats together. So we see that there’s two seats in one row, but on opposite sides of the row. The movie’s about to start, so we don’t bother people to shift over, we just each take a seat apart, but in the same row. But people in the row see what’s happening, and a powerful surge of romanticism takes over — “let’s help the young guy out on his date” — and they all get up and shift over so we can sit together. Only one person protests, fighting it until she gives up, exasperated. Barbra Streisand.

Second, a few years ago, I was walking on 83rd street, going east from Amsterdam toward the Park. Walking towards me is Jerry Seinfeld, who I used to see all the time. He’s carrying a “Banana Republic” bag as he walks west from Columbus. Not a big deal, but here’s why I like this story. He lived on Central Park West, so he’s walking away from home. There’s a Banana Republic at 86th and Broadway, which was probably where he was going. So why was he carrying a bag? Probably because he was returning something that someone got him at Banana Republic. And that’s why I love this story. It’s nice to know a guy like Seinfeld, who is worth a gajillion dollars, still takes the time to schlep back to the store to return a sweater that’s a little too big for him.

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