The Year of the Plagues: Snow on Halloween

Seriously?  It snowed on Halloween?  Two months ago, we got an earthquake, and then a hurricane, and now everyone’s costume parties got canceled because we got snow in October?  This is really a wierd year.

I’m dreading winter.  The one thing I hate about living in New York is the climate.  And I’ve lived in this climate pretty much my whole life, except for two wonderful years in northern California when I was at Stanford.  People who complain about the weather in San Francisco should just be beaten around the head and face, because it’s just the best.  Never too hot, never too cold, you can pretty much wear a light jacket all year round.  A little fog once in a while? Please.  Shut up.

I hate the climate in the northeast.  People that say they love living where they can enjoy all four seasons are talking about like five days every season. Too hot in the summer, too cold in the winter, you get like five good days of spring between the rain and then the heat, and maybe 20 good days to look at the leaves in the fall.  Otherwise, horrible. Give me one season — Sunny — and I’m fine.

I’m off to go shovel some snow in my vampire costume.