Millennials will move to the suburbs when they’re ready, just like everyone else…

As an early Gen-Xer, I have to roll my eyes every time I see a think piece about Millennials and what they want out of life.  The Gen-X curse is to grow up in the shadow of the the most solipsistic generation in history, the Baby Boomers, and now in middle age to endure the entitled brats they raised. And so we see it again in a recent article in my local suburban newspaper about -- wait for it -- what local suburbs are doing to attract Millennials to live there: Faced with aging populations, stagnant post-"great recession" economies and static or declining tax bases, local villages, towns and cities are eyeing millennials and young professionals as potential saviors. It's the same story across the nation as communities look for ways to attract 18- to 34-year-olds. With an estimated … [Read More...]

11 Reasons Why Ted Cruz Should Shut the Hell Up About “New York Values”

Ted Cruz should just shut the hell up about "New York values." Seriously.  Not just because Donald Trump owned him in the Republican debate Thursday night by pointing to 9/11.  And not just because of the brutal hypocrisy of decrying New York values on the one hand, and on the other relying on New York money and undisclosed Goldman Sach "loans" to fund your campaign. Rather, Cruz should just … [Read More...]

Are the Suburbs a Good Place to Grow Old? Not So Much…

A very funny piece in the Huffington Post last week by Jane Gross got me thinking about the possibility of growing old in the suburbs.  She writes about how getting the flu, and then having to deal with an infestation of rats in her home, made her realize that the suburbs might not be the best place for an older, single female: People our age who choose to live alone belong in cities, with … [Read More...]

Humor

Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Alicia Keys, That’s Who’s Moving to the Suburbs!

Okay, as you all know, we have a recurring feature here at the Move to Suma breathlessly covering any news about celebrities making the move to suburban idyll. And we're doing pretty good.  Here's … [Read More...]

Another Hurricane! Seriously? That is so NOT the deal……..

It’s just not fair. As I write this, the northeast is preparing for our second major hurricane hit in the last two years.  And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also had an earthquake and an October … [Read More...]

Reasons Why You’ll Love Living in the Suburbs: Because the bedrooms are actually, you know, bedrooms.

You know why you’ll love living in the suburbs?  Because the bedrooms are actually bedrooms. If you live in the city, you know what I’m talking about, right?  That “two-bedroom” apartment where … [Read More...]

Reasons Why You’ll Hate Living in the Suburbs: You Don’t Get to See Celebrities Out in the Wild

You know what you’re going to lose when you move to the suburbs?  Celebrities. You’re going to miss that moment when you’re on line at your local Starbucks and realize that --  HEY, the guy trying to … [Read More...]

Reasons You’ll Love Living in the Suburbs: Your Life Becomes Much Less Garbage-Intensive

I miss a lot of things about living in the city.  The energy of the streets.  The restaurants. The take out food. But you know what I don’t miss? The garbage. Garbage in the city is a … [Read More...]

Reasons You’ll Hate Living in the Suburbs: Losing Your Urban Identity

Everyone who moves from the city to the suburbs makes the same promise to themselves: I won’t become a suburban person, I’ll keep my urban sensibility, I’ll come into the city all the … [Read More...]

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Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Alicia Keys, That’s Who’s Moving to the Suburbs!

Okay, as you all know, we have a recurring feature here at the Move to Suma breathlessly covering any news about celebrities making the move to suburban idyll. And we’re doing pretty good.  Here’s our tally so far: Tom Cruise Elisabeth Hasselbeck Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Usher Jay-Z and Beyonce Jonah Hill Any Winehouse […]

Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Tom Cruise, That’s Who!

As part of my never-ending and desperate quest to validate my move to the suburbs, I’d delighted to report that we have yet another A-list celebrity who is thinking of making the move to the land of big lawns, chain restaurants, and SUVs: Tom Cruise is house hunting in the New York suburbs. Or rather, […]

Does Moving to the Suburbs Make You a Conservative?

Is moving to the suburbs a political statement?  The reason I ask is that I’ve become increasingly aware of this raging battle between the forces of sprawl and the advocates of density, one that actually polarizes along familiar political lines: suburbs = conservative, and cities = liberal. Now, it’s not just about how the cities tend […]

Who’s Moving to the Suburbs? Elisabeth Hasselbeck, That’s Who!

One of the regular features of the Move to Suma is our breathless reporting of celebrities who have made the move to the suburbs, in what is an obvious and thinly-veiled attempt to validate my own decision to leave the city.  I mean, am I really so uncool to live in the suburbs if people […]

The Return from Exile in Reverse: Re-Creating the Suburban Experience in New York City

Jesse McKinley had a great piece in the New York Times last week about trying to recreate a stereotypical suburban experience within Manhattan. A native suburban, his theory was that the city is slowly becoming “suburbanized“:  The ’burbs seem to be everywhere, from miniature golf in the Village to batting cages on the Upper West […]

More Census Data Indicating that the Suburbs are Growing

Wendell Cox of New Geography has an interesting analysis of suburban migration patterns coming out of some new Census data.  As we’ve discussed before, the Census reveals that the suburban population grew from the 2000 census, partly at the expense of urban areas but even more through migration from more rural areas: Despite the higher […]

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